SCROTIS |
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NEW SONGS
The Xyphoid Gang are slowly (very slowly) putting
together a 2nd Album. Check them out:
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Stede
Swanson: Porn Star (mp3)
 
Abel Nunez
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ELVIS
@ the Beach (mp3)
 
Brian Czarnik |
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Tales of Xyphoid "Twisted Songs
for Happy Adults" - enhanced CD
Featuring 12 twisted songs and a CD-ROM multimedia
presentation.
01. Xyphoid
theme (mp3)..........Tales of Xyphoid Band
02. Tim's
Flannel (mp3)............................Captain
Pyrite
03. Jack Darling
theme (mp3)....................Jack Darling
04. Elvis
on UPN (mp3)...........................Brian
Czarnik
05. Deathmetal
Alphabet (mp3)...........................Scrotis
06. Deadfish (mp3)....................Emperor
John-Morgan
07. Werecows
(mp3)...........................the Addison Boys
08. Baby Pigs
(mp3)...................................Bohus Blahut
09. Girlfriend
(mp3).............................Magnetic Beavers
10. Moo & Oink
(mp3)..................................the Untitled
11. Cattle Dung Poo (mp3)...........................Abel
Nunez
12. Bye-Bye....................................John Morgan
Curtis
The CD-ROM portion contains slideshows, galleries,
history, and animations including:
Xyphoid Intro
Commander Tongue and Best Friend Vaj 1
Commander Tongue and Best Friend Vaj 2
Old Man ASS 1
Old Man ASS 2
Bad Seeds
Beer (TV commercial parody)
Rhino Insurance (TV commercial parody)
Visit the MOVIES
section and watch all of these twisted Animations. |
The
Xyphoid Album is out of print, but you can check out the Booklet
and Liner Notes HERE. |
| ALBUMS
that feature the Emperor of the Universe |
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The REVENGE of CAPTAIN PYRITE
enhanced CD
01 - Emancipation
02 - Velvet Rainbow Dancer
03 - Long Way Home
04 - Denial
05 - Punisher 2.4
06 - New Religion
07 - Can't
08 - Never made it to London
09 - Wild Eyes
10 - Passion & Pain
11 - Space Anemone
12 - Images of Women
13 - VRD (bonus track) |
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The LEGENDS of CAPTAIN PYRITE
01 - Plutonium
02 - Punisher
03 - Circles
04 - Mysterious Cowman
05 - The Road
06 - Missing Page
07 - Wild Eyes
08 - ablendcane
09 - Sins
10 - Jamie's got a nuclear bomb
11 - Tirade
12 - Klaw it apart
13 - Skulldrudgery
14 - Dismembered
15 - Firenze (city of flowers)
16 - Wading
17 - Requiem
18 - Snakeyes |
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LIVE in the STUDIO
Album
Info
1 - Punisher
2 - Passion
& Pain
3 - Home
4 - Wild
Eyes
5 - Never
Made It To London
6 - Long
Way Home
7 - Velvet
Rainbow Dancer |
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C-47 is the Emperor John~Morgan's first solo
project. “So what the heck does C-47 mean?” you
ask. Well I’m about to tell you; in fact, you will be
able to impress your friends (if have them) with this tidbit
of information. C-47 is an old film industry trick. Because
independent filmmakers are cheap, and usually poor, they try
to finagle themselves as much money as possible from their backers.
When the filmmakers would prepare their budget, a good chunk
of change went to something called C-47. To the moneymen it
obviously appeared to be something technically important, when
in fact C-47s were ordinary clothespins.
Being a fan a creative packaging, the Emperor
released his album as a spiral bound case. For a limited number
of albums he handpainted a series of clothespins to be used
as necklaces, paper clips, or Christmas ornaments.
The E.P. featured many guest artists on the
album including Abel Nunez, Scott Bond, Leah Lovenham, Joe Booe,
Big Nate Armstrong, Elisha, Lana Love (Miss Monica Monroe),
Scott "The Skunt" Ozark, C-DOG, and Ryan Ward.
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