The History of  SCROTIS

On a dark summer night Scott Bond and the Emperor John Morgan attended a small suburban gathering outside of Chicago. After a short time, the two friends began hearing live music coming from two houses over. It was a teen-age garage band rehearsing 80's pop metal tunes.

As the garage band eked out more and more bad songs, the Emperor and Scott Bond became more and more angry. By the time the teen-agers had hit the opening chords to Poison's "Unskinny bop", the Emperor and Scott Bond had smashed open the garage door in an unrelenting rage. Wrenching the instruments from the frightened teen-agers hands, they began a bloodcurdling impromptu of music, at which they ended their "hardcore education" by destroying the instruments. It was at this moment they noticed the session was being recorded. They returned to their friend's house and listened to their performance. It was met with overwhelming acceptance. It was followed by a contest to come up with the worst band name, and SCROTIS was born.

While waiting to post bail later that night, the two friends decided to use their new venture as a means of education. They set their sites at the untapped area of children's music. Scrotis offers an energetic alternative to learning. They firmly believe parents are tired of the same old sugarcoated children songs they were subjected to as children. Their goal is to be a more aggressive form of music therapy, that teaches, yet provides entertainment enjoyable to both kids and adults.